Direct from the offices of Professional Moron
Every trick in the book,
All that he can find,
To make you laugh so hard you cry, and blow your mind,
Yet, just when you think you have his hysterical humour number down, he dazzles you with: a serious in depth book, movie, music, artist, video game or sports review!
I, the Queen of Hearts, hereby charge the esteemed editor of Professional Moron, Mr. Wapojif, (aka ‘Oron, so nicknamed by Resa & ‘Olly – ‘Ouse of ‘Eart)
with recipe crimes involving Marmite and Bovril!
Don’t let his charm and smooth talking ways make you pick any number, say a two,
He’ll always have an Ace up his sleeve!
You never know what you’ll find in an alley. Look, I found a paste-up of a promo shot of The Beach Boys taken in Manchester Sq. London, 1964, a mere 4 hours from Manchester U.K.
‘Oron, don’t go anywhere! In honour of this startling happening, ‘Olly has selected this Beach Boys song, especially for you.
Pics taken by Resa – September 4, 2020
Toronto, Canada
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Wonderful, Resa! 🙂
Thank you so very much, Paul!
🙂 🙂 🙂
This is really super cool, Resa. I can relate to the Professional Moron. I haven’t thought about the Beach Boys in long while. Do you remember Jan & Dean? The Little Old Lady from Pasadena, Surf City, Dead Man’s Curve, Sidewalk Surfing. Check out “The Beat That Can’t Be Beat” from 1958: https://youtu.be/9xzoHNH9lh0 — 50s sound before their 60s that Beach Boys-like sound.
I sure do Know who Jan & Dean are!
As a matter of fact they were on an old TAMI show last night, as were The Beach Boys.
Checking out the song!
Too, bad what happened to their career. So many music stars have met ill fates!
So many do. It’s sad.
Crazy. Just thinking about Ricky Nelson now.
Dear Resa and ‘Oron… This is super cool and who can do super cool better than Resa? So, thank you Resa and thank you ‘Oron for all the laughs and cries (I hate Marmite). Hats off to a fabulous blog over there at Professional Moron (greetings to Mr. Wapojif) and many Hearts ❤ to Resa for a great tribute to you amazing blog! You do get around, right?
'Olly.
Ey up, love, ‘ow’s it goin’? Eee, it’s reet proper there’s nowt wrong there, petal.
I’ll reblog this tomorrow so, House of Heart, keep your ears peeled.
It’s going good except for the peeled ears (that’s painful) ! Make it reet proper you ear?
Why should she peel her ears. She’s not a banana, you know!
Honestly, you get some strange ideas!
Thank you, dear ‘Olly! xoxo
I see you caught ‘Oron’s toilet post today! I might reread it over dinner!
I’m also looking forward to reading his post on John Bonham.
Lots going on over there, and he posts daily.
I’m sure he gets around! Why his Gravatar is almost a circle…. sort of! xoxox
Definitely the toilet post was most enlightening! He likes to distract us with the likes of John Bonham. He’s diabolical.
It’s frightening, right! Just like Marmite. Don’t mention Bovril.
I would never mention Bovril, not in a million years , Bovril will totally Mess you up. No Bovril! Are you listening ‘Oron?
…not if he’s peeled his ears!
That’s my job.
Hahaha! Lol, how do you peel the ‘Oron’s ears?
That’s a medical procedure. Don’t try it at home.
Ah!
Hey, I drew 2 more RR rose gowns. Just getting them ready to send. Of course I’ll have to re shoot the pics. lol!
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Most excellent propaganda, Resa, you’ll receive an extra ration of potatoes for your sterling efforts here. And a pint of gin.
Manchester is like 5 hours from London, but I’ll let you off there. But it’s 30 minutes if you have a private jet.
That’s also a reminder I’ve not had my daily Marmite (banned in Canada for being too awesome), which I’ll now go and administer to myself.
It’s not propaganda! It’s pure lies!!! I’ll take the potatoes, but can I have red wine instead of gin? I tried cleaning old metal bannisters with gin, and they dissolved.
You have a private jet? Holding out on ‘Olly and me, eh?
So, will you drop or shoot the Marmite?
I swear you have some strange things going on in Manchester!
I’ll take that gin. Never was choosy .
Lol!
Well, my uncle got rich growing barley for gin. Lot of good it did me!
My uncle got rich making white lightning, I wonder if he used any of your uncles Barley.
Hmm… so, they use barley in White Lightening? Do they put potatoes in it, too?
Lol, i’ve no idea. They wouldn’t let me in on the family business.
Hahahahahaha!
I’m trying to think of my relative who ran booze over the border during prohibition. ??? Must have been on my dad’s side… the alcoholic side.
Oops , well that makes sense! Industrious’ xo
Why not just put the gin in with the red wine? And call it gine. Voila, a new drink!
Actually had a geeza visit work last week fresh from the TORONTO office. He says he likes it out there. Lots of lakes. He’s heading back next week. He didn’t mention you. Guess there are more than 2 people in Toronto.
Yes, it’s true! There are more than 2 people in Toronto. There are 8. Million.
Gine? YUK! As usual, your recipes are incomparable!
True, we have a lot of lakes, so just stay away from our fresh clean (sort of) water!!!
8 million? Pffft. 9 million would be more impressive.
Gin, wine, and Marmite. All in a rust-stained bucket. That’s English class, that is.
I feel a tad ill.
Drink some wine, that’ll sort that out.
It’s not 5 o’clock, yet!
It’s 7pm here! Back to the Future here in Manchester!
I’ll have to wait 3 more hours. I’m loosing my girlish figure. Think I’ll do some hula-hooping, then I can drink an extra glass tonight!
Juggling! 🤹🏻♀️
Does it slim the waistline?
Sort of. It’s also good for the brain. 🧠
Do I have one of those?
Possibly. Some people have a brain, others a Brian. If you are called Brian, then you have no brain.
Ah… am I a Brian? They call me Resa, but it could be a code name.
You can be both. Brainsa. That’s a good name, is not it?
No!
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Resa and the Professional Moron…
xoxoxoxo
I was leaving a comment on the reblog, but comments are closed!
No worries, I’ll leave it here!
Ahh, gone are the days of Resa and the Rock Star! ‘Olly, can you believe it’s come to this.
Resa and the Yellow thing! xoxoxoxo
Lovin’ the reblog!
What can I say ? I got nothing! Lol 😂
Shoot up some Marmite. I hear a dish cloth held tightly between the teeth stifles the screams. Not that I’ve personal knowledge.
Of course not, no personal knowledge.
Interesting about the dishcloth between the teeth. I’ll bet that’s how ‘Oron’s teeth got the way they are. I mean, just look at his Gravatar!
No, that was the result of a bet that he couldn’t endure sutures without anesthesia. He won.
Ahh, well, he really is one f#@^&*< up moron!
Tough though. Not one peep did he make during the entire procedure.
Not one peep, eh! He likes to channel Schwarzenegger. It could be working!
Well,he cried a little. Mums the word.
Tears?
I don’t know! I haven’t seen him. I didn’t sew his lips together , it’s all a lie! There!
Okay! I believe you! ‘Oron…. mmmm …. well ….
Been away for a few days. So glad NOT to have missed this fabulous post.
Aww, Thanks Shey! Just trying to have some fun!
It is the water of life my friend. x
We need water! xo
Indeed we do.
xo
Professor Moron, indeed, Resa. 🙂 Another great find and then riff on it. That Beach Boys shot is an old one! I saw/heard them in concert one back in the day and they were great. I loved the music of that era. British Invasion music and the like.
janet
This one was down a lane, around the corner into an alley. Good thing I decided to have a peek. I was thrilled to find this.
I love the music of that era, too!
Hope you’re having a wonderful Sunday!
Cool cards – reminds me of the old Curio Shoppes.
Yes… I can see that, now that you mention it!
A pint of beer is miising !
Lol! I did have a piece with a pint in it, but this one worked better, in general!
Fabulous post. Love every part of it. Just wonderful.
Lots of fun! Thanks, Gi!
This is fantabulous as per, dear Sorceress!
Thank you, Thunder!
This is brilliant, Resa! Thank you so much for the introduction.
My pleasure. I love that here on WP, we are all busy working away, creatively!
I agree – we are embracing the power of creativity. It feels so good.
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Ohhhhh, Resa what a find!!!! …and so glad to be introduced to ‘Olly (: thank you for the Beach Boys!)
Love this!
Huge hugs and 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
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IKR! A fab find, for sure. It was perfect for this post to Professional Moron!
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Most excellent, as always, Resa! I love your illustrations.
Thank you!
I was so excited to find this piece.
That was a blast 🙂 Fantastic artwork and the text to go with it. The TAMI shows are something to behold for those who haven’t seen them. So many wonderful artists at the beginning of their careers, but James Brown and his band… just wow!
PS. Love marmite 🙂
Thank you! It was fun making up this post.
I just saw a TAMI show on Friday night!
James Brown was on, cape and all, the Beach Boys, Jan & Dean, Leslie Gore, The Stones…it was fantastic!
Marmite is banned in Canada. True! 😀
Really, banned? That’s like when they banned Kinder Surpise Eggs in the US… yet it’s okay to have guns.
I want to watch TAMI again, it was a blast the last time 🙂
Yes, marmite is banned in Canada, and we have very strict gun controls. Still, illegal weapons make their way up from the States.
Fortunately, the border is closed right now, except for essential supplies. I just signed a petition to keep the border closed until America gets its Covid house straightened out! They are closing in on 200,000 deaths, & expect 500,000 in January.
500,000 is 1/74th of Canada’s population.
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Merci to Resa for this most fantabulous post about that there Manchester (of this here England), this dumb website, and my jaundice-stricken Gravatar (the yellow thing).
Thank you!!!!
A fun mural … fun prose to accompany the pic … a fun song to end it … the total package on this one! Well done, Resa. FYI: I posted this morning at Sorryless.com
…. hope all is well!
Thank you, Frank, and thanks for the tip! All is well!! xo
Most beautiful tricks using in playing card by magician.this game is interesting may be using the tricks.most beautifully written about
Moron Office.video is most interesting and melodious with funny imitation of professional moron.Weldon,dear Resa!!🌷
Thank you very much, Aruna! 🌹
Most welcome,dear Resa.!!oh,i have forgotten to ask you for Reblogged your this post and i have done.sorry.if you say-i will delete that.
You are welcome to reblog! No worries!
Thank you so much,my dear!!
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Thank you so much my dear!!
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WASN’T TOTALLY SURE ABOUT THIS WHEN I FIRST SAW IT, BUT IT IS IMAGINATIVE—AND HOLLY LIKES IT! PLUS I LIKE THE BEACH BOYS!
Cool!!!!! Thank you!
Yeah, The Beach Boys are pretty neat. Holly picked the song!
yer welcome!
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AN IMAGINATIVE PRESENTATION…OF GRAFFITI
Thank you Jonathan!
ME PLEASURE!
Wow
Agree!
Amazing artwork, loved the narrative, and the beachboys.. 😀
Sending Love and well wishes ❤
Love and well wishes back at ya! ❤ xo
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